Everyone is Getting By Telling Lies

rocktheholygrail

lordendsavior

“The double agent for the patriarchy is basically just a woman who perhaps unknowingly is still putting the patriarchal narrative out into the world. Is still benefitting off, profiting off and selling a patriarchal narrative to other women. But it’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing. You know, just because you look like a woman, we trust you and we think you’re on our side, but you are selling us something that really doesn’t make us feel good. You’re selling us an ideal, a body shape, a problem with our wrinkles, a problem with ageing, a problem with gravity, a problem with any kind of body fat. You’re selling us self-consciousness. The same poison that made you clearly develop some sort of body dysmorphia or facial dysmorphia, you are now pouring back into the world. You’re like recycling hatred. I find that really dangerous and I think it’s unacceptable and I don’t care if you’re a woman. I think constructive criticism is needed for anyone to ever evolve. For our gender to evolve we need some sort of constructive criticism. As long as we do it in a somewhat careful way. (…) So many of the worst things in the world have happened motivated by greed. And I just don’t think that’s an acceptable excuse anymore. How much money do you need? Really how much money do you need? How much money do any of these huge influencers who are worth millions or billions sometimes… why are they still promoting appetite-suppressant lollipops to young girls? And it’s not a fight against obesity. They have young, already slim girls, in their adverts for Flat Tummy company, this company that are absolutely everywhere, and they’re even being advertised in some of the most mainstream magazines, women’s magazines, and they have a billboard in Times Square. The money is built on the blood and tears of young women who believe in them, who follow them, who look up to them like the big sister they never had. It’s so upsetting and it feels like such a betrayal against women.”

Jameela Jamil explains why she thinks the Kardashians are “double agents for the patriarchy”

warmbath

musicnerderys

WAOW

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one-million-cats

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy

My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.

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psychoanthrowalker

sixmonthsandgone

Honestly, the greatest moment on Top Chef

shaelaaab

Lmaooo

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kiiwii93

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

so in horror movies where flat tires stop people from running away…you can still drive with flat tires. it damages the tires and the wheels, and it’s not safe at high speeds, but you can still drive away from a raving serial killer. pro tip next time a knife wielding lunatic comes at you get in the car, you’ll be fine

pwapboi

well this would have been useful last night

aro-ace-fangirl

See this is where people make the mistake. If the knife maniac is running straight at your car, SLAM it into reverse. You probably won’t kill them but you might cause some damage. Then drive. They’ll be stopped and you can get away, and maybe they’ll even be at the same spot to call the cops (and maybe the ambulance) on

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

what a top notch addition to an already excellent post

smolstiel

are we going to ignore the guy who apparently had an encounter with a serial killer last night

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

they lived to post about it, it’s fine

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tsukishimaisbae

itskyatto:
“ loloftheday:
“Our cat had all four roommates feeding him each day because he acted like he was starving and we didn’t know that the other roommate already fed him. This was our solution, hopefully he will slim down a bit.” ”

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psychoanthrowalker

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“ iconuk01:
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“ missjudygarland:
“ cammadanar:
“ This was a big deal once.
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Look...

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shipperwolf1

thelovelybones124

This shit used to hurt me so much. Now when I go shopping I don’t even touch shit unless I know I want it lol cus I know that pain

ski-mvsk-mxbbin

i’m that person you see folding something and putting it back after i’ve looked at it lol

buttcheekpalmkang

^^^ And if I can’t fold it back perfectly they’re gonna at least see that I tried.

theryanproject

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

lake--verity

All.of.this

socialistexan

Worked in retail almost half a decade, and let me tell y'all this is daily, not just Black Friday or summer sales.

I’ve had people look me straight in the eyes while they knock over a perfectly folded stack of shirts off a table so they could put down their Starbucks cup. People leave food, drinks, diapers, used pads and bandages, even one time an actual syringe on tables.

I’ve had people destroy entire displays and complain about how dirty and “why don’t employees respect their own store” while I was directly next to them frantically trying to fix what they, themselves, just messed up.

This shit is so ingrained in me now that I fixed displays while on vacation in Disney World for a full half hour.

And before anyone says anything, no, actually picking up after grown adults that should know better, it actually isn’t my job to clean up after you all day. We have customer service, check for product, work the registers, keep the bathrooms clean, deal with angry customers, try to prevent shop lifting, and keep the store running. Recovery (fixing displays) is supposed to be low on our list because people aren’t supposed to be selfish shitheads. If you wouldn’t destroy your friend’s house, don’t destroy retail shops.

mamamichine

I’ve literally had people ask me if I work at several stores before because I’m cleaning up after myself??? like they are asking me for help and I’m like “idk I don’t work here” then they are like “then why are you cleaning?”

cawcawoedipus

It’s,,, basic manners,,, to clean after yourself,,, what is wrong with people,,,

tsukishimaisbae

You’re going to receive GOOD NEWS this week.

witchfromthemidwest

I CLAIM THAT SHIT

crustysvm

AMEN

silentauroriamthereal

Can’t afford not to reblog this. Hope it works for all of us!

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tsukishimaisbae

irresponsible-black-unicorn

Me: “This was such a long week!”

Coworker: “You realize it’s only Wednesday right?”

Me:

irresponsible-black-unicorn

I’ll stop reblogging this on Wednesday when it stops being relevant

the-ebonymermaid

i was looking for this, its one of them days

irresponsible-black-unicorn

I’m glad you found it. Hang in there, stay warm have a glass

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psychoanthrowalker

blackqueerblog

IT IS VERY REAL!! ALWAYS BE AWARE.

Don’t take them off when you immediately see it. Wait until you get to a different destination bc they’re trying to distract you by getting it off then abducting you. Same thing goes if you find something on your windshield, it’s a distraction so they have time to get you.